Flaming Mom: I'm Not Yelling, I'm a Mother!

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Listen up, little dudes! Your mom isn't shouting, she's just communicating. Being a mother is hard work and sometimes your misbehaving push her to the brink. So next time you hear that tone from your mom, don't stress out. Just take heed and try to behave yourself.

Mommy just wants what's best for you.

Mom Life: Fueled By Coffee and Chaos

Let's be real, being a mom/this whole motherhood thing/the joys of being a parent is a whirlwind/rollercoaster/beautiful mess. One minute you're teaching/playing with your little explorers/humans/creations, the next you're chasing after them like they're on an epic escape mission. Between laundry/school lunches/dance recitals and trying to find matching socks in a sea of chaos, it's easy/sometimes impossible/a constant struggle to keep up. But amidst all the organized//utter chaos, there's one thing that keeps us going: coffee. That magical beverage/drink/potion that makes everything a little more bearable/tolerable/slightly less stressful. Seriously, coffee is our lifeblood.

Mommy's Ready to Fight

You better watch out when a mama is feeling fierce. That's right, their little offspring are treasured, and she won't think twice to protect them. If you bother her territory, prepare for a fierce battle. This isn't the time to be brave. Better get out of sight while you still can.

Breeding Dragons Doesn't Come With A Manual

Let's be honest, raising a dragon isn't comparable with disciplining your typical house pet. There are no veterinarians who have mastered the intricacies of their complex biology, and forget about finding a guidebook that outlines everything from burping fireballs to dragon diplomacy. You're on your own, adventurer, and the only lesson plan is trial and mistake.

I'm Sorry About What I Said When I Was Hangry

We've all been there. Your stomach is growling louder here than a bear in a national park/the wilderness/my living room, and you're feeling more cranky/irritable/grumpy than usual. Then, bam! You snap at someone over something completely stupid.

Later on/Down the road/Eventually, when your blood sugar levels have stabilized/returned to normal/are no longer making me crazy, you realize just how out of line/unreasonable/mean your behavior was. It's a good thing/Luckily/Thankfully, there are ways to avoid letting hangry take over.

First, listen to/pay attention to/be aware of your body's cues. If you're feeling hungry/thirsty/like you need a snack, don't ignore it! Grab a healthysnack/bite/meal/treat/piece of chocolate. And if you find yourself getting angry/frustrated/irritated, take a few deep breaths and try to calm down/relax/chill out before saying anything you might regret.

It takes time to learn to manage hangry, but it's definitely worth it. After all, no one wants to be the person who ruins a perfectly good day/causes drama/becomes known as "hangry".

Love My Kids A Lot But Also... Wine

Being a parent is seriously fantastic, but sometimes you just need a tiny dose of wine. Let's be honest, those tiny humans are adorable, and they totally drain your sanity. After a long day of entertaining, a glass of white can be just the thing you need to chill. It's not about being a bad parent, it's about self-care!

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